You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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