Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Randomize
