Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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