walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So here I am, sexting at work.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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