rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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