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Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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