I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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