I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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