I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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