What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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