We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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