yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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