so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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