why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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