No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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