If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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