i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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