Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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