We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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