This girl is more easily done than said...
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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