So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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