WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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