I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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