normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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