what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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