We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i believe in u and ur pee
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