I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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