Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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