Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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