haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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