ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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