So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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