Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Im part way to drunk.
Randomize
