I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
