It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
pray to the hookup gods
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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