Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You've changed since you got that strap on
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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