But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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