K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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