yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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