Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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