I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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