I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
smell my finger.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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