She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Drake has all the answers
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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