Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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