Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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