Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
