And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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