Do you still have your period?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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