Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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