So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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