So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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