is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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